An X-Philes 12 Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, my partner* gave to me A bald boss for you and for me On the second day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Two evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me On the third day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Three Lone Gunmen Two evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me On the fourth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Four moaning ghosts Three Lone Gunmen Two evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me On the fifth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Five ab-duc-tees! Four moaning ghosts Three Lone Gunmen Two evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me On the sixth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Six unscheduled plane rides Five ab-duc-tees! Four moaning ghosts Three Lone Gunmen Two Evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me On the seventh day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Seven spaceships hovering Six unscheduled plane rides Five ab-duc-tees! Four moaning ghosts Three Lone Gunmen Two Evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me On the eighth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Eight slimy mutants Seven spaceships hovering Six unscheduled plane rides Five ab-duc-tees! Four moaning ghosts The Lone Gunmen Two evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me On the ninth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Nine biting zombies Eight slimy mutants Seven spaceships hovering Six unscheduled plane rides Five ab-duc-tees! Four moaning ghosts The Lone Gunmen Two evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me On the tenth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Ten conspirators Nine biting zombies Eight slimy mutants Seven spaceships hovering Six unscheduled plane rides Five ab-duc-tees! Four moaning ghosts The Lone Gunmen Two evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me On the eleventh day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Eleven bounty hunters Ten conspirators Nine biting zombies Eight slimy mutants Seven spaceships hovering Six unscheduled plane rides Five ab-duc-tees! Four moaning ghosts The Lone Gunmen Two evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me On the twelfth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Twelve Reticulans Eleven bounty hunters Ten conspirators Nine biting zombies Eight slimy mutants Seven spaceships hovering Six unscheduled plane rides Five ab-duc-tees! Four moaning ghosts The Lone Gunmen Two evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me And a bald boss for you and for me.... (*In the case of Mulder & Scully, partner is an equivalent to "true love", at least in my opinion.)
On the first day of Christmas, my partner* gave to me A bald boss for you and for me On the second day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Two evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me On the third day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Three Lone Gunmen Two evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me On the fourth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Four moaning ghosts Three Lone Gunmen Two evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me On the fifth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Five ab-duc-tees! Four moaning ghosts Three Lone Gunmen Two evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me On the sixth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Six unscheduled plane rides Five ab-duc-tees! Four moaning ghosts Three Lone Gunmen Two Evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me On the seventh day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Seven spaceships hovering Six unscheduled plane rides Five ab-duc-tees! Four moaning ghosts Three Lone Gunmen Two Evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me On the eighth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Eight slimy mutants Seven spaceships hovering Six unscheduled plane rides Five ab-duc-tees! Four moaning ghosts The Lone Gunmen Two evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me On the ninth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Nine biting zombies Eight slimy mutants Seven spaceships hovering Six unscheduled plane rides Five ab-duc-tees! Four moaning ghosts The Lone Gunmen Two evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me On the tenth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Ten conspirators Nine biting zombies Eight slimy mutants Seven spaceships hovering Six unscheduled plane rides Five ab-duc-tees! Four moaning ghosts The Lone Gunmen Two evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me On the eleventh day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Eleven bounty hunters Ten conspirators Nine biting zombies Eight slimy mutants Seven spaceships hovering Six unscheduled plane rides Five ab-duc-tees! Four moaning ghosts The Lone Gunmen Two evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me On the twelfth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me Twelve Reticulans Eleven bounty hunters Ten conspirators Nine biting zombies Eight slimy mutants Seven spaceships hovering Six unscheduled plane rides Five ab-duc-tees! Four moaning ghosts The Lone Gunmen Two evil Eves And a bald boss for you and for me And a bald boss for you and for me.... (*In the case of Mulder & Scully, partner is an equivalent to "true love", at least in my opinion.)